The Right Reverend JB
“Wha’JEW say?”
“Well” I said, “I had lunch with my old co-worker James Browne a couple weeks back. It was FABULOUS.”
It was all the way over in Berkeley. And Jane and Dick were along for the ride....er....rather, the BART ride. Ya see, we prefer public transportation, Jane and Dick and I. We’re old school that way.
I can’t think of what to say about James. But Jane, she summed it up quite well. Jane said afterwards “That James Browne, he can almost make you hold out hope for his kind.” You see, James is of the heterosexual male persuasion, and white on top of it. And as we know, a disproportionate number of them are.....well........uhhhh....... lets just say that hope is not what they inspire.
Jane and I think James is alright. As for Dick, he seemed to question whether James even falls into that het camp or not. And while it is a good policy to assume everyone is queer until proven otherwise, I did have to tell Dick that I suspect James is NOT. Occasionally we lose one of the cute ones, as sad as that may be.
Friday, October 12, 2007
JayBee
September 27, a bar, noon, somewhere in Berkeley.
