So young yet so fast.
 
 
As everyone has been reminding me, IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG since there has been an update on what’s been going on with Jane and Dick. I know, I know already!!! Sheesh!! So here ya go -
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Then in January and February......
 
        uh.......uh........
 
               a bunch of stuff happened!!
 
                        Yeah, that’s it!!
 
And that brings us up to this past weekend.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
But here’s the shocking thing from the party:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Afterwards, Jane was raving non-stop about all her new friends from the party. But Dick seemed less thrilled.
 
Hmmmm...... Sometimes I wonder about DICK.
 
 
Monday, March 3, 2008
Beer, Chocolate, Fishnets and Pain.
Unprotected feet on feet action with Dick.
December was A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MONTH!!! Of course December always totally sucks ass due to “the holidays.”  So the twins and I decided to lay low as often as we could to avoid all the holiday cheer. We didn’t want a repeat of last year. For a reminder, just click the pic of the christmas tree thrown out with the trash.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
But December still sucked. Especially for poor Jane. She broke her first shoe lace. She was very upset. But I assured her that although she would never be as pure and virginal again, that she’d have a much better time. As you’ll see below, Jane didn’t waste any time. And Dick came along for the ride too!
 
Poor Dick and Jane. The one event that I thought would be safe for my still young innocents turned into a night of debauchery: Kelly and Brad’s annual December bash. The homemade beer was flowing, the socks were off, and Dick and Jane will never walk the same again. Since you can’t control them forever, it’s good for Daddy to stick around and supervise.
 
They grow up so fast!
Yes, it took Jane and Dick 2 full months to recover from that last party. Just in time for Greta, Ingrid, Kanani, and Laura’s FABULOUS hot chocolate, cider, games, cute shoes and garden party!

So many new cute shoes/friends for Jane and Dick!! This pic is just a smattering of the abundance of shoe fabulosity. Dick and Jane met their match.
Literally. Laura with fishnets and fabulous shoes.