December was A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MONTH!!! Of course December always totally sucks ass due to “the holidays.” So the twins and I decided to lay low as often as we could to avoid all the holiday cheer. We didn’t want a repeat of last year. For a reminder, just click the pic of the christmas tree thrown out with the trash.
But December still sucked. Especially for poor Jane. She broke her first shoe lace. She was very upset. But I assured her that although she would never be as pure and virginal again, that she’d have a much better time. As you’ll see below, Jane didn’t waste any time. And Dick came along for the ride too!